I am searching for a new mate. Someone that likes to smile, laugh, and generally have a good time. Must like all kinds of movies, popcorn and root-beer. Enjoys all kinds of music, making love in the rain, and long walks on the beach. Must be patient, like kids, have his own car, and a job (or his own income). I desire someone open minded, sensual, semi-creative and male. If you can't cook then you must be willing to do dishes and take out trash. Living within a days driving distance of Santa Barbara is crucial for those late night needs. Enjoys an adult beverage now and then, but doesn't end up in the gutter at closing time. Being mature and responsible are a given, but being impulsive at times is so good for the soul. So, sit down, take a number, and then we can discuss options and your requirements.One final note, did I mention kissing? Because the position requires kissing, lots and lots of kissing.
I look forward to hearing more about your "qualifications". Thank you for your time.
Smile? you going to apply? ;-)
Have fun with the interview process.
ReplyDeleteLeave no stone unturned.
well, I dont qualify but Ill keep my eyes open for you :)
ReplyDeleteIt seems I am disqualified by virtue of my crotch, but I wish you well.
ReplyDeleteGoddess: sorry yea. I think being romantically involved with a woman would be difficult.
ReplyDeleteJay: yea, be thankful actually :wink: not so much a search as a destination.
earl: well, I am interested in someone, but not so sure how available. so, yea... one step at a time.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at hello, toes....
ReplyDeleteAre there health benefits?
ReplyDeleteneil: depending on whats wrong with you, we can negotiate, but no vision. ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou're looking in the wrong place...
ReplyDeleteIn order to find the perfect man you've described all you have to do is open any women's magazine and drool over the glossy product ads.
daddy dirk: I tend to look at someone from the inside out. I don't seek perfection in a man (ha), nor do the handsome ones turn me on so much. I like big noses, long fingers and great smiles. And, a great set of eyes never hurt any equation.
ReplyDeleteslyde: you smooth talker. put up new toes-ies for you!
ReplyDeleteQ.) What kind of meat can Priests eat on Friday?
ReplyDeleteI'll give you a hint:
A.) I like the picture of the four penguins walking along the beach up top of your blog.
Ain't you just a Darlin' now, eh?
Okay,
Father Luke
... fills out an application and seals it with a kiss...
ReplyDeletewell hello smile! damn you took your sweet time. i have a few ahead of you, but you do have an edge over them. :wink:
ReplyDeletehey father: yea I was lucky enough to catch the rare sighting of penguins on the beach in SB. Too bad I wasn't armed with the big gun, but the picture turned out nicely!
ReplyDelete;-)
me likey!
ReplyDeleteThe question was:
ReplyDelete"What kind of meat can Priests eat on Friday?"
The answer is none.
So, Sister, you live near Santa Cruz?
And, duh, yeah kissin' is great.
Okay for now,
Father Luke
father, I live in the strange but exotic So Cal town of SB. I figured the answer was too simple for me. :giggles:
ReplyDeletethinking besides maybe covering our teeth, that is what lips are made for.
WOW! Go get'em Mem
ReplyDeleteCool!
Bunches of hugs!